Three Thanksgivings

More specifically, three immediately-after-Thanksgiving stories will follow Real Soon Now™. The first, 1987, is about The Worst Thanksgiving and will be by far the longest. The second, 1989, is The Best Thanksgiving and is going to be pretty short because there's just not much to it, but it was the most fun. The last, 2005, is The Weirdest Thanksgiving and in a lot of ways it's not over yet. It'll take me a few days to finish, but it's not like anyone is reading any of this anyway.